Oh god I'm 24 and the slow descent into madness is accelerating. Whoops, there it goes.
Occasionally some mildly NSFW content will pop up but anything explicit will be tagged as such

 

kateordie:

"Why are you so rude to people who send you creepy tumblr asks?"

Because I want people to be afraid to send me creepy tumblr asks

superhappy:

gastrophobia:

stuffman:

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People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

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You left out 2/3 of the comic!

nah the real comic is 1000 panels long

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

I imagine people would be robbing banks and stealing goods, I’d probably just break into a nice restaurant and use their kitchen just to use all the shiny appliances.

libraryadvocates:

lalie:

The fact that the ALA shared this link is so gloriously bitter and angry and I love it.

Is there a portmanteau for that? Angritter? Bangry? 

libraryadvocates:

lalie:

The fact that the ALA shared this link is so gloriously bitter and angry and I love it.

Is there a portmanteau for that? Angritter? Bangry? 

itswalky:

therobotmonster:

hughdancyying:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK



In a just and fair world, passing out passive aggressive notes like this would be met with vicious sack-beatings. Then we’d see who reconsiders their choices.

who do i stab

itswalky:

therobotmonster:

hughdancyying:

realfart:

deerdem:

selkiesounds:

bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

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In a just and fair world, passing out passive aggressive notes like this would be met with vicious sack-beatings. Then we’d see who reconsiders their choices.

who do i stab